Untitled, undefined. But I am here and you can not stop these words, this breath. My hands move though you cannot see, I can see. I am proud, I am strong and I will not falter.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Mormon Gives Graduation Speech
So 2013 graduation speeches in Laurel High consist mostly of heartfelt memories, inside jokes and thank yous, you know, like most graduation speeches everywhere else. Well this is my friend Patrick giving his to his class. Keep in mind he, mostly his family, are pretty— very good Mormons, which is why I love this speech even more. Go Laurel
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!
Not to mention all the fics.
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!
Not to mention all the fics.
pedantic-pontificating-bastards:
red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom
Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild
I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something
how do they survive
They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”
The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers continues on TV. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming soon to ABC! #CoulsonLives
HOLY SHIT.
They paid for a tumblr ad. It’s like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW US. We promote this for you for FREE, guys. Trust us, you gave us back Phil. We’ll GIVE YOU THE WORLD.
WHAT SHE SAID.
I would tattoo my entire body in ads.
Rent every commercial block on every station.
Smother every billboard.
Pay every magazine, website, and newspaper.
Because you gave me back Phil.
So, yeah.
Thanks.
I’m really hoping that guy jumping out the window is Luke Cage.
(Source: agentsofshield)
*Unemployed^
Let’s go through the list, shall we?
- Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
- Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
- Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
- Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.
^ Flawless post is utterly flawless <3
this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
My life perfectly right here.
(Source: amysucks)
1. It’s like her body makes forgiveness
the way mine makes blood.
The way it flows from her when she’s injured
2. She says “There is no such thing as destiny
There is nothing you can’t control.”
But she is wrong. She is so, so wrong.
3. I choke on my secrets. I show her my scars.
She says “Memories, are like family,
you can always walk away.” (She hasn’t
seen her father since high school)
4. She’s one of those anarchists
that’s really just hopeful.
Revolutionaries that in their hearts
are still children with tree branch swords.
Deep down, she believes the world is perfectible.
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
